So there I am, in the middle of Iraq, watching "Highlander" with my two best friends, Chris and Carlos. And we've gotten to the bit where our hero has inevitably gotten the girl. And Chris points out that she didn't seem to be interested in McCloud until after she finds out that he's immortal. Chris then hypothisizes that she must be tired of normal dick, and has been subconciously lusting for some Immortal Dick. After that, one thing led to another and it came to pass that we dubbed ourselves, "The Immortal Dicks".